Baha, I like the emoticons here.

Ever been so frustrated, you waved a fish in the air?

Warning: Alcohol makes emoticons cry.

Someone is probing me..Maybe if I pretend not to notice, it will go away.

The best part of waking up, is mustard in your cup.

Who needs fingers, when your tongue can do the job for you.

What you get when you cross a dairy cow with a lady bug.


Thought I would try out some clubs and contests, etc. Sounds like fun.